Sunday, October 25, 2009

Drunk teenager robbing a store with a ham sandwich? That would be in Narre Warren

A locational guide to Victorian crime.

Drunken mob violence against individuals. CBD

Vicious dog attacks. Reservoir

Organised crime: Carlton/Brunswick/Ascot Vale

Bogans in cars. Chapel St.

Gambling-related fraud: Wantirna

Arson. Corio/Norlane.

Domestics: Noble Park

Large numbers of pissed idiots running amok. Rye and Cowes.

Weird and/or remarkably stupid stuff: Narre Warren.

There we go, I think I've offended most of the state.

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