Back in November 2007 The Hun's resident wacky uber-conservative columnist, Andrew Bolt, announced that the war in Iraq had been won
The victory celebrations were a bit premature because
in late January the war hadn't actually been won, it was only "going well".
But today we have truly great news folks.
Bolta has
declared victory in Iraq again.
It's time for a party. Open your wallets people. I'm taking up a collection so we can send the war's most staunch backer to join in the celebrations.
I have big plans to help Andrew celebrate the glorious triumph of good versus evil in Iraq. And it won't cost much.
All I need is enough cash to buy Andrew an air ticket to Baghdad, and a little bit of spending money for the Bolta. He'll need a few bucks for taxi fare to Sadr City. After that it's all free. He just has to walk down the main street getting showered in flowers and kisses by the grateful Iraqi people.
Please make your pledges in the comments section. Andrew deserves it.
UPDATE
Here is a classic bit of Blot
"Here’s a hint that Melbourne really is more high-minded than Sydney. First let’s compare today’s “most popular” stories of News Ltd’s Sydney and Melbourne papers:
Sydney’s Daily Telegraph
Nude picture of Sydney school…
Nude sex secrets miss ‘would do…
Nude teacher’s husband speaks out
Parents fight for nude teacher
Spiritual healing helps shot…
Melbourne’s Herald Sun:
Shame over foreign students
Underbelly Uncut sells out
Corby women at war
Punter sings to new tune
Dad cleared of baby killing
Now let’s compare today’s “most popular” stories of Fairfax’s Sydney and Melbourne papers:
Sydney’s Sydney Morning Herald:
See ya, Tom: Packer quits Cruise’s church
Hopes for dream ticket as Obama praises Clinton
Medicare relief for millions
Packer babe is a frequent flyer
I’d do it again: nude teacher
Melbourne’s The Age:
Club director Alberti sues Nine Network
Single and sick of paying for it
Medicare relief for one million
Obama in exultant return to Congress
Price battlers forced back to the simpler life"
9 OUT OF THE TEN "MOST POPULAR" STORIES IN THE TABLOIDS ARE PATHETIC FLUFF PIECES, WHILE 7 OUT OF THE 10 "MOST POPULAR" STORIES IN THE FAIRFAX PAPERS HAVE ONGOING CONSEQUENCES,
AND IF THAT DOESN'T PROVE THAT NEWS LIMITED TABLOID READERS ARE UNBELIEVABLY "LOW MINDED" COMPARED TO FAIRFAX READERS, THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT DOES.