Starving for correct grammar.

Grods Corp's The Editor is in serious trouble.

After refusing to eat at a table because of an apostrophe error, The Editor's friends are now concerned about his well-being.

Due to the country's declining standards vis-a-vis the correct use of apostrophe's, The Editor is in real danger of starving to death.

Maybe he could eat at restaurants in Melbourne, I hear you say. Have you seen the typos on their menus? The Editor won't be eating at those establishments.

The same is true for supermarkets.

Oxfam has looked at The Editor's case but they won't provide food because they claim, "his case is self-inflicted."

Oxfam's spokesperson said, "We dont do case's like Grod's. Hes just got to get over it".

I have one simple request for fans of The Editor. Please send unopened, non-perishable food items with grammatically correct labels to Grods Corp's headquarters ASAP.