Tim Blair and Andrew bolt are not very impressed with "Krudd's" elitist 2020 summit, so they have decided to launch their own "ordinary Aussies" talkfest catering to those legends who read their web sites.
It's a multi venue extravaganza over the next two weekends.
Northies Pub will host the first Saturday where the Cronulla Riots will be re-enacted.
Sunday, on the first weekend, is Camden Day where a pig's head will be put on a stake next to an Orstayan flag at the proposed site of an Islamic School.
The following Saturday's chin wag will be in Rockhampton where the mob will try and free this political prisoner.
The final day will rap up in Ipswich, the spiritual home of the Hansonite set.
Topics covered revolve around the absolute fact that being white (especially if you are male) is the worst thing to be in Orstaya, and it puts you at a huge disadvantage compared to the boongs.
There will also be a discussion on the final weekend titled, "Muslims in Australia: It's time to develop a final solution".
Special guests include, Alan Jones, Pauline (she's like a Brazilian Soccer player and only needs one name), David Oldfield, Jim Saleam, Jim Ball, and Kevin Andrews.
Bring your own slab of beer (none of that boutique shit) or pre mixed spirits.
Instant coffee will be provided and their will be a break so everyone can watch Gladiators.
Sunday, April 20, 2008
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That would be "there" in the final sentence.
Again you are quick to criticise Iain Lygo.
Conferences such as these come along once in a decade. Sure, the guest list only included elitists, but working committees were formed, and suggestions put forward, correlated, and passed on to future committees to act on.
Must have been a huge blow to your narcism, to not get an invite ? I notice your greenie mates didn’t get an invite either. They haven’t had a valid idea since the Tasmanian Franklin dam saga, some thirty years ago.
Continually, you spend all your time “spraying” all and sundry, but you don’t offer up, any valid suggestions or arguments ? Gee, wouldn’t be a shame if, in all the fray, and aftermath of the 2020 summit, a policy of some validity was put forward, and acted upon, for all of us to be proud of ?
Instead of uttering sarcasm, from the depths of your left-wingdom, where are your ideas ? Didn’t see your name mentioned on the news reports ? Where are your policy development committees, hell, where are your policies ? You were a greenie candidate, where are your ideas ? Again, you criticise everyone else’s attempts, to improve this Kruddy society, but no original ideas of your own. Really, are you that shitty, that you didn’t get an invite ?
That soap box your standing on, is starting to look a bit wobbly, must be full of white ants, as bad as what’s between your ears.
Still waiting for the questions to be answered from your brilliant, witty mind. Even your attempts at sarcasm, are starting to look well rehearsed.
David
David,
BLL was taking the piss out of those who took the piss out of the summit.
Try reading things a little slower next time.
Look awfully like his comments to me ?
anonymous (David)are you a dick head, not only a dick head,but a thick dick head?.anonymous (David),satire may have been taken to a new level by Ambrose Bierce who suggested that a critic (as your anonymous self,David)"A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him ".Bierce was a journalist,are you?.
BLF , satire, get it.
Lang Mack
Again another one hiding behind his pseudonym ?
For about the hundredth time, for those like you who are not only wet behind the ears, but tidal, you bloody pole head, I never said I was a journo. Are you guys concussed or what ?
How many times do you dysfunctionals, have to be told that? Continually, by the look at. Shit, another one with tourettes ?
Ok, so I misunderstood the sarcasm, what can I say, shit happens. Hey, he got me, using Lygo's favourite expression, woopy fucking do. What does that make the score, 22-1 ? Oh shit, time for suicide pill ?
Fucking boo hoo !
At least I have enough balls to say that I am wrong. What about you guys ? Still waiting ? What about you Lang Mack, still waiting for your counter arguments, or are you still trying to figure out the american spell checker ?
David
anonymous(David)..American or should one call you anonymous(david).My goodness, touchy devil,aren't you :).
Hey Big Mac, or whatever, at least I have the spine enough to admit I am wrong ? What's your story ?
David
I think I can make the Camden leg of the shindig. I'll bring the ham sandwiches that the politically correct want to ban. That's right, ban! Our ham sandwiches!
Now, just for you David, there's a smidgin of irony up above.
touche
David
Bring on Miss Piggy, add a bit of class to the debate ?
David
Bring enough Tim Tams, and iced VO-Vo's, and we will have to set up tents, they won't want to go home ?
David
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