Tim Blair for the day.

I was toying with the idea of being Timmy Blair For The Day (TM BLL 2008).

It seems pretty easy really.
1. In the morning you just scan right wing web sites and then link some "interesting" articles that support your narrow view of the world.

2. Add some snide commentary about progressive voices.

3. Let the Blairites go nuts on the site.

4. Pick up the paycheque and then spend it at the pub with all the other working class Australian heroes. Hopefully army heroes.

5. Go to bed at night knowing you make some good cash spreading bitterness.

But to write like Blair, first I must think like Blair.

*Close eyes* and say "I'm a mildly literate bogan from Werribee who makes a living writing for an illiterate band of angry redneck misfits".

So here goes.

In another blow to the global warming industry, iguanas are freezing themselves off trees in Florida. It's also snowing in the California Rockies in January, and I heard it's bloody cold in Northern Canada at the moment.

I wonder when Al Gore will hand back his lefty luvving Nobel Peace Prize?

Traceeeeee Hutchinson, the typical lefty terrorist lover, still wants to have David Hicks' babies because she wants to protect poor young naive Dawood. Perhaps she should hang out with the families of those killed in the Bali bombings a bit more to see what they think of Hicks?.

Talentless ABC hag Marieke Hardy, has also got the hots for terrorists, but laments the fact that the evil Americans fed Dawood so well.

Gosh, there are so many moonbats in cyberspace I simply can't choose which one to attack today. They'll probably all end up working for the ABC (All Bloody Commies) or The Aussie Pravda, aka Fairfax.

*ends*

I would really like to see progressive bloggers take up the challenge by being lunatic Blairites in the comments section and/or nominating themselves to be Tim Blair For The Day (TM) tomorow.

PS. Of course I'll be kicking out any smartarse lefty trolls.