Friday Conservative Fucksticks Part 18

So many conservative idiots so little time.

First up Alexander Downer.
Our idiot foreign minister played the three wise monkeys trick with David Hicks' mental health this week.

Alex told ABC radio that he hadn't received any evidence that Hicks was in poor mental health. Downer said a foreign national had visited Hicks, and gave him a clean bill of health, and yet the foreign minister won't tell anyone his source.
Was he a trained medical profession? Was he an Australian? Or was he a Downer staff member? Who knows.

This episode has got to be one of the most breathtaking displays of arrogance and unaccountability in the 10 years of the Howard government.

I just don't know whether the citizens of Mayo (Downer's electorate) are the dumbest cunts in Australia, or avoid political analysis like the plague.

Next up we have Surf Coast Councilor Ron "I have porn sent to the mayor" Humphrey and FCF part 16 winner.

Those who live in God's Country (Surf Coast Shire) and read the papers know Cliff Winkler. Cliffy writes letters to the editor virtually every single week, and on many occasions two of his rants are published in one edition.

Week in week out, month in month out, year after year. The same three letters over and over again.

He warns readers that we are all going to die in Bushfires because of the Greens "dark", He tells us we are all going to die of thirst because the Greens "dark" won't let any dams be built in the National Parks, and he tells everyone that global warming is a green "dark" myth. And just recently a new theme, he heaped praise on Ron for his nude beach stand.

Comrade David Harris (ex-school teacher and occasional forest campaigner) wrote in ridiculing Cliff and asking the paper to give him a rest.

Ron of course was outraged and wrote in to the Surf Coast times to:
A, lend a hand for his (and Cliff's) mutual masturbation club via the letters to the editor column, and B, pick a public shit fight with Harris.

Two questions Ron.
Why?
and haven't you got something better to do? Like join a committee and actually do something for the shire.

Seriously the $12K the shire pays this bloke is the greatest waste of taxpayer's money since the Abrahms tanks debacle.

George Bush gets another nomination for being hell bent on making Iraq another Vietnam.

The war in South East Asia of course enveloped three countries, and George seems destined to take the fighting to Iran and Syria

Clinton had a funny definition of "sexual relations" and got impeached, GWB basically fucks up an entire region and nothing yet. C'mon people vote for George and see if you can at least give him one award.

Fox's "fair and balance" pundit Sean Hannity decided to put up a, "where is the democrat's Iraq plan" clock on his show to see how long it would take the Democrats to come up with an alternative to George Bush's disaster in Iraq.

Sean.
Go here, here, here, and here.

And if Sean wasn't such a git, he could have googled "democrat", "Iraq", and "plan" and got 38 million pages. Sean, you do know where you can put that clock don't you?

And staying with the yanks, our next nomination is Dinesh D'Souza for writing The Enemy at Home: The Cultural Left and Its Responsibility for 9/11.

In a nutshell (sorry) D'Souza argues "the cultural left and its allies in Congress, the media, Hollywood, the nonprofit sector, and the universities are the primary cause of the volcano of anger toward America that is erupting from the Islamic world".
It's a tough choice.

Who is your conservative fuckstick for the week?
	Alex "I'm not telling" Downer
	ron "I love Cliff cos he loves me" Humprey
	GWB
	Sean "I can't use google" Hannity
	Dinesh "It's all the poofter abortionists fault" D'Suoza
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