Sunday, November 13, 2005





This here is a story about a pack of losers. Not normal losers mind you. These are neo-nazi losers.
On Saturday, a bunch of the boys from the Stormfront Website organised a little get-together down at Federation Square, but little did they know, there was a big multicultural festival on at the very same time. The neo-nazis and a multicultural festival: what a double booking!!
Being outnumbered by about a thousand to one, the Stormfront Boys decided to go burn some meat about 500 meters away on the Yarra, away from the coloured people. Can't let a good old fashion Aussie BBQ be poluted with the smell of jasmine, hummus, fresh curry, or any other weird food.
While the neo Nazis were struggling with their snags I took a lovely picture of the Bengali performers. What a wonderful family, and so keen to have their photo taken in their traditional dress. See the big smiles.
Now go to the nazi photos. Can anyone see a smile? In fact, I took 80 photos (from the far side of the Yarra with a big long lens) and there wasn't one smile to be seen in any of them.
See folks, neo-Nazis are miserable people and they talk about miserable things. Topics covered at this little shin-dig included, the aboriginal problem (bung problem), jewish domination (did you know they control the banking and media industries?), lefty scumbags (aka Darp), and of course Muslims. And believe it or not, the way you got an invite to this little event was by posting at least 50 entries on Stormfront. "Ohh yeah, he's a proper Nazi, better invite him".
Of course some people who were not invited did turn up. Thank you to the boys in blue. I nice little drive through let Devrin, Troy, and the Polish Boy know they were being watched.
And then of course the neo nazis invited a few people who are not really neo-nazis at all. Boys, just a little bit of advice. Vet your guests a little better next time, coz as things stand at the moment, if one of you dickheads had a difficult bowel movement Fight Dem Back would know about it.

16 comments:

NotAllRight said...

mmm
my fashion in the nazi/skin head set has certainley changed

weezil said...

schweeeeeeeeeeeet

Trent McMann said...
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Buck Fudd said...

wow, white supremacists always look so...supreme.

brokenleg said...

Ohhh the nazis don't like this post.
Hahahaha.
Man I went easy on them. I could have told everyone the story about a certain little nerd who's mummy wouldn't allow him to bring more than one sausage from home to the event.
Ahhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaaa. How much does a sausage cost? Couldn't afford to go to Safeway eh. Ahhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaa.
Here is some free advice. Drop the nazi shit and get a fucking job you bum.
No wonder the sausages were only half cooked. Couldn't you find an extra 20 cents for the BBQ.
Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
Now go away or I will taunt you some more.

dudel said...

That's fricking weird. I swear the guy in the first photo went to my Primary School... ???

Glenn said...

They just look like a bunch of dumb kids. Talk about putting the brat in bratwurst.

Couldn't resist...

Patriot Alliance Downunder said...

can't wait to get some info on you buddy!

Trent McMann said...

Can't wait till you're back in jail, Ben!

Glenn said...

Can't wait for Christmas!

Patriot Alliance Downunder said...

why would I be going to jail?

I am doing nothing wrong pal, don't mind me though, keep wishing if you may.

weezil said...

oh man... this is months old now, but still deserving of a re-read.

How completely freaking hilarious. :D

Anonymous said...

I dont see the relationship between the visiting entertainers and the bbq ? I dont think gaol has been taken over by the 1.5% of the population who represents 25% of gaol population yet ? It would still be pretty safe for an Aussie in gaol, those boys dont take much shit.

I dont see the similarities with this group and Nazis ? I see some Aussies having a bbq with thier mates of the same ilk and ideals, no different to going to Mosque is it ?

Yes, it may be strange to see a group of twenty whites having a bbq together, did you ever think they would have to create an enclave of thier own ?

Well, this is Australia as all the new Australians eagerly point out, and we still have some liberties, even under a Socialist Nationalist Government (as opposed to democracy). I think you little broken leg worms should grow up. !

Do you really think the Jews and Mossad need the likes of grubs lie Duck, FDB and you wankers ? No they dont, they would treat you with the contempt I do and would not want to even talk to you. In fact the Jews would move toward me in a room and away from little machiavellians like you miserable wankers.

Anonymous said...

quote "can't wait to get some info on you buddy!"

?? Why would that be ? Because 1.5% of the population make up 25% of the attendence ? Do they want to take over the gaols first ? It is spelt gaol, by the way. Maybe gaol remonds them of home ?

Dont you worry about him little man, he will be fine.

Anonymous said...

quote "Can't wait till you're back in jail, Ben!"

?? Why would that be ? Because 1.5% of the population make up 25% of the attendence ? Do they want to take over the gaols first ? It is spelt gaol, by the way. Maybe gaol remonds them of home ?

Dont you worry about him little man, he will be fine.

Last Aussie in Burwoo said...

There's globalism and there is nationalism. That's it.

Take your pick